Yey for the big fat soft kid!
He obviously forgot the 22nd Satanic Rule of the Earth (I am sure it's that one)
"If some c*** comes up and punches you in the face...put him down... then stamp all over him and smash his bones so he can't ever get up"
I have possibly got that wrong.
Not sure if it was Dr LaVey or my Dad taught me that one.
EDIT: Did some research and it was actually Bedlams first law:
If you put somebody down, make sure he can't get up again.