What do you think your last words will be?!

I know this topic is a little crazy, but what the hell, it's boring if we take ourselves too serious

I hope my last words will be something like this ''I lived, as I was''

I´m gonna live forever so you will never hear my last words!

I want to live forever too, but this topic is just for fun, sooooo

I cannot imagine that my last words will be anything philosophical in nature. To me death is one big inconvenience, and a lengthy dying process would only piss me off. If it is quick, then either "Oh Shit!" or my standard orgasm noise would be a safe bet.

Confronted with the prospect of death looming, I don't know that I would bother with words. If it were abrupt, I might very well also eek out an "Oh, shit!" Given more time, it might be "Oh, shit! I should have [looked both ways before crossing the street, or insert my shortcoming here]." Perhaps, that additional information might at least go through my mind as the bus overcame me, if not so spoken.

Invariably, my thoughts would as much amount to "I do not want to die," whether I vocalized the words or not.

I don't know that I would necessarily treat this question as "fun", but it is at least an interesting one to pose. I'm curious how others might reply. I suppose if you come to a useful conclusion, it matters not if it were "fun" or "serious".

In the Satanic Bible, starting on page 91, Mr. LaVey wrote of utterly refusing to die.

Sorry if I appear as a party pooper.

Twice I thought I was going to die for separate reasons; once through participation in extreme sports; another time because another person threatened me.

In both instances, there was a complete erasure of every other thought except,"I'm going to die!"

In the first case, I jumped out of an airplane, and the force of the wind was so strong I could not exhale, but instead froze, air rushing into my lungs. Instead of enjoying the fantastic view and thrill, I was calmly trying to figure out what to do. Finally I put my hand over my mouth to create a more breathable space. Then I enjoyed the rest of the jump.

I thought later how funny it would be to jump out of an airplane and die from suffocation mid-jump. Funny in the way of reading strange obituaries on a Sunday morning with coffee.

The second time someone threatened me. In that moment, I was terrified, and frozen. Immediately after, I loathed this person with every thing I could muster, and wished them a lifetime of humiliation and pain. All I wanted was to get the fuck out of there, and never see this person again.

No great philosophical epiphanies or even thoughts of my loved ones; just absurd statements of obvious fact.

Conjectures on death are interesting, but I wonder how very, very different ones response here would be if they had actually seen - been a raw, harsh witness - to the absolute reality and finality of death. Questions such as this are asked only by those who do are not confronted with its reality.

death holds no interest for me, i wish to live as long as possible so i can indulge in all the carnal delights mortality has to offer

HAIL SATAN

"I told you i was sick"

"Send more paramedics..."

"Nice kitty."

"You must be her husband. This isn't what it looks like."

"I did it my way!"

Good one.

"Looks safe to me!"

If the circumstance allowed it I probably give a message to someone I cared about.

Also a reminder for them to delete my downloads folder.