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#482280 - 10/31/12 12:26 PM Halloween
Drake_Bamboozle Offline
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Registered: 06/25/02
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There's loads of little fucking kids living around here. I mean, loads. They're always playing in the street all year round. So, this year, just to show I'm getting into the spirit of Halloween I've nailed a dead fish to my front door. And still I've had no trick or treaters come knocking.

Honestly, I am sure their parents have told them not to call at this house.
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#482293 - 10/31/12 04:41 PM Re: Halloween [Re: Drake_Bamboozle]
anna Offline


Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 219
Loc: Poland
In Poland few people celebrate Halloween (though it is getting more and more popular), still kids go from door to door asking for sweets. Last year I gave them some sweets and today...here they are, again! I gave them some cookies and asked "Why don't you dress up?" "Well, we are too lazy for that..." they answered and they were gone.

It is a pity they do not wear fancy clothes but since they get what they want...It is a good business for them. smile
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#482305 - 10/31/12 10:07 PM Re: Halloween [Re: Drake_Bamboozle]
Lilibeta Offline


Registered: 12/06/08
Posts: 157
Loc: Alberta, Canada
@Drake_Bamboozle - Innovative! Mind if I borrow that idea for next year?
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#482359 - 11/03/12 11:09 AM Re: Halloween [Re: anna]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
Posts: 11554
Loc: New England, USA
Originally Posted By: anna
I gave them some cookies and asked "Why don't you dress up?" "Well, we are too lazy for that..." they answered and they were gone.

My response would have been "Well then, I'm too lazy to give you candy". I don't care if they try to TP my trees. No costume = no candy!
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#482360 - 11/03/12 11:25 AM Re: Halloween [Re: Bill_M]
Waya Offline
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Registered: 04/03/09
Posts: 1440
You could do this.

Why are you knocking on my door without a costume? You want a treat? Go get it! laugh



*Kidding.

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#482363 - 11/03/12 11:29 AM Re: Halloween [Re: Waya]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
Posts: 11554
Loc: New England, USA
Well Biff is a guy who deserves to get his house egged. smile
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