There's loads of little fucking kids living around here. I mean, loads. They're always playing in the street all year round. So, this year, just to show I'm getting into the spirit of Halloween I've nailed a dead fish to my front door. And still I've had no trick or treaters come knocking.

Honestly, I am sure their parents have told them not to call at this house.

In Poland few people celebrate Halloween (though it is getting more and more popular), still kids go from door to door asking for sweets. Last year I gave them some sweets and today...here they are, again! I gave them some cookies and asked "Why don't you dress up?" "Well, we are too lazy for that..." they answered and they were gone.

It is a pity they do not wear fancy clothes but since they get what they want...It is a good business for them.

@Drake_Bamboozle - Innovative! Mind if I borrow that idea for next year?

My response would have been "Well then, I'm too lazy to give you candy". I don't care if they try to TP my trees. No costume = no candy!

You could do this.

Why are you knocking on my door without a costume? You want a treat? Go get it!



*Kidding.

Well Biff is a guy who deserves to get his house egged.