I've been posting here for a while, in case you didn't notice, and have enjoyed your company in general.

I am considering membership, but (as I stated on another thread) don't want to join anything that doesn't give me something to do.

I live in a pretty remote area, and I really doubt there will be "grotto activities" to organize or to attend nearby, though I do have the capacity to arrange or host them.

You seem to have a large number of artists, writers and "creative" types already. That isn't to say that I'm not "creative," but I'm a multifaceted individual. I can give anyone the illusion of great wealth through my business (say if you wanted to appear in public wearing a huge ruby ring), or help justify litigations and write intimidating letters. I also make good cocktails.

It would please me to be an asset to the Church of Satan, so just let me know where the gaps are and I will be ready to fill them.