And this is the opinion of most. This is your experience. What I tell you is that females enjoy fantasy as much- if not *more than men. This is witnessed in secret desires to be mastered- but not *hurt. I don't think you would say such things, if you had mastered this secret. Mastered the secrets of pleasing a woman.

It seems you do not get laid as much as i do (no disrespect). The women in your experience either have no imagination- are afaraid of being labeled- or just boring.

Throughout my life I have known and loved women who rival my own imagination. If you cannot experience that, I feel sorry for you- because for me it is perhaps the ultimate pleausure. I seek mental equals in my partnerships. If you live your life with a woman (or women) who has no imagination, what a boring life that must be, I should think.

Perhaps you did not read the Satanic Witch?

Are you telling us you learned how to make love to a woman from playing Dungeons & Dragons?

It's funny how you've now assumed that two people on this board don't get laid. Don't confuse the internet with real life and a dislike of D&D to having a lack of imagination, okay?

Oh shit, does this mean I don't get laid either?

Perhaps. I say let's see what the women have to say.
I think that is proof in itself, do you not?

Anyway, I said 'as much'.

I am a woman and you've read what I had to say - is that "proof" enough?

Fear of Girls

Be careful, it's a bit painful to sit through.

A gold cup for you, sir. This has got to be the weirdest non-sequitur I've seen on these forums.

If you do not want to please women

What does that have to do with RPGs?

Seems like most of the Satanic men I know have never picked up a D&D rulebook yet most of them are doing just fine with their lady friends.

I'm reminded of this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691B4GtdlKM

Indeed.

"I play D&D to please women."

Pure gold.

Good clip leviathanXIII very funny.

I recall that episode. Was very funny and you are right, true as well. You can play all day at having "magickal powers" or a "strong attack" when in reality you can't even hit the broad side of a barn. I agree that there is VERY little practicality in role-playing. Entertainment is a different issue

I respectfully think you miss the point, LeviathanXIII.

I am talking about assuming women do not like D&D. I am talking about assuming women do not like fantasy- do not have imagination. If you think that- then you do not know women- plain and simple.

Women do in fact have imagination- do in fact enjoy playing D&D- more than men, in many cases and yes freakin hot ones too.

You wish you could know women like this. I do. The evidence speakes for itself in more ways than one.

Illith spoke for herself. She is a woman. You are not. Do you you choose to ignore the reality of this?

This is all I ask. It is not meant to be offensive. I do not question this I know it to be true. The evidence is all around me.

Do you not know about the man who showed us that housewives in fact masturbate in secret? He was master of statistics- nothing more. He was ostricized. This shattered the paradigm that women did not require stimulation as men do- did not require "fantasy". I am sure that you will agree that the public's assumption was quite incorrect. The statistics were more accurate than the public's commonly held beliefs. Although, statistically speaking, I think statistics are statistically inaccurate .

I beleive these old paradigms and falsehoods should be shattered- if you truly wish what you desire- if that is women.