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#87887 - 03/24/05 11:17 AM Easter time...yuck
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Easter time, it's that hypocrite time of the year again, when they require one minute silence at 3 in the afternoon to remember the suffering of christ, overhere they call it 'good Friday the friday before Easter. I think tomorrow afternoon i have a loud session of Mercyful fate..it's a tradition here in Belgium,i don't know about other countries.
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#87888 - 03/24/05 11:19 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
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Registered: 02/17/05
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Loc: Leeds, UK
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Easter time, it's that hypocrite time of the year again, when they require one minute silence at 3 in the afternoon to remember the suffering of christ, overhere they call it 'good Friday the friday before Easter. I think tomorrow afternoon i have a loud session of Mercyful fate..it's a tradition here in Belgium,i don't know about other countries.




I like Easter, I always get lots of Jesus DVD's and merchandise from the Mormons that I can sell on ebay.
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#87889 - 03/24/05 11:22 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
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Heeeere comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity Easter's on its way....

I rather like Easter, because I get to dye eggs and eat scrumptuous candy.
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#87890 - 03/24/05 11:24 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
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Registered: 12/22/04
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I like that the xtians celebrate this holiday, all the stores are filled with lots of jelly beans, marshmallow peeps, and chocolate, chocolate,chocolate! Mmmmm.


Hail Satan!
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#87891 - 03/24/05 11:25 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
fiftythirdspirit Offline


Registered: 12/25/04
Posts: 362
I like Easter for the abundance of yellow marshmallow Peeps.

And, as a child, for Easter, my Grandmother always bought me an expensive, pretty, flouncy dress and shoes (...just a little Satanist in sheep's clothing).

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#87892 - 03/24/05 11:26 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
Ceallach Offline


Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 245
Loc: Northern Virginia, USA
I've always liked Easter...


Cadbury Eggs, anyone?
ohhhh yes; watch me the day after Easter buying them in bunches
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#87893 - 03/24/05 11:30 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: Gileyd]
Rev_Malebranche Offline
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Loc: Oregon
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I like Easter, I always get lots of Jesus DVD's and merchandise from the Mormons that I can sell on ebay.




Now THAT's Satanic!

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#87894 - 03/24/05 11:36 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
Rev_Malebranche Offline
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Registered: 06/03/02
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Loc: Oregon
Tomorrow is Good Friday--a great reason to celebrate!

It's the day they finally got him! Hail Caesar! Hail Satan!

[Someone said that here one year (maybe Magister Nemo?), and I love rolling that one out for sympathetic co-workers. Came in handy just now, as we were discussing our office Easter pot luck. Obviously, I have a book to read...]

Also, as folks around you lovingly crack open their new "re-cut" (as opposed to "uncut"--which would be more appropriate considering its anti-Semitism) versions of "Passion of the Christ," now might be a great time to read or re-read Magus Gilmore's review of the film.

The phrase “Penitentes Gone Wild!” always gives me a chuckle.


Edited by Agt_Malebranche (03/24/05 01:31 PM)

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#87895 - 03/24/05 11:37 AM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
toad Offline

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Registered: 11/12/03
Posts: 1182
Loc: texas
I love this time of year.
This is the time of year when catholics won't eat meat. Which means that Long John Silvers is packed every Friday, as well as Red Lobster.
So what do I do?
Well, my Long John's is the Long John / A&W type. So I go on in and get me two double cheeseburgers and sit down where as many people as possible can see me and enjoy the shit out of them.
Or my friends and I will go to Red Lobster and all order the biggest steaks they have, medium rare, and discuss (in our "outside" voices) just how tasty the steaks are.
I just love the looks the little catholics give us.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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#87896 - 03/24/05 12:02 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
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Easter is a good time for chocoholics. There's a wholesale/offbrand store locally (BigLots) that sells every imaginable kind of stuff, including Easter chocolate, at a huge discount. Right after Easter, it's so cheap I could kill myself eating $5 worth!!!

Besides, I like the idea of the Easter Bunny... a monstrosity of genetic engineering if there ever was one.

A temperate zone mammal... that, like a bird, lays eggs... that are made of tropical chocolate.

Surely such a trans-genus chimera is the work of... I don't know... could it be...

SATAN???

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#87897 - 03/24/05 12:15 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: x9x]
Alexey Offline


Registered: 02/02/05
Posts: 251
Loc: Russian Federation
Ha-ha! I like your idea!
In Russia, easter celebrates in May, from 1st to 5th - because it's an orthodox xtian easter.
I'm glad to have a free day after Walpurgy, and not to go to the work
But when everybody around you stupidly repeating, that "someone revived" - it's... Just image it - absolutley unknown drunk man coming to you at the street and shout: jesus revived! - Deam, I'll better stay home at that days!


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#87898 - 03/24/05 12:21 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: Rev_Malebranche]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
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Loc: New England, USA
>>It's the day they finally got him! Hail Satan!

I thought it was called "Good" because we had no school that day?

I did the family get-together thing until the time my Catholic parents moved out of state, which then gave the opportunity to spend the day in a different way. 2003 was particularly memorable. I slept late, had wild sex with the lady I was seeing at the time, we enjoyed a big brunch at a Jewish deli, then bought a bunch of eclectic candy at an ethnic shop next door. Best Easter I ever had. No contest.
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#87899 - 03/24/05 12:23 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: Rev_Malebranche]
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I always enjoy Good Riddance Friday!
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#87900 - 03/24/05 12:37 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: reprobate]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
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Loc: New England, USA
>>I always enjoy Good Riddance Friday!

Heh, I'll have to make a little caret (^) and write in that second word on my calendar. I can't say I do anything unusual on the day, except maybe make a point of listening to the Black Crowes song "Good Friday". Though I have more fun on Ash Wednesday, rubbing my forehead while telling the Catholics "Hey, you've got something right here in the middle of your forehead".

True story: back in Catholic school I had to attend a Catholic mass for Ash Wednesday and the priest, with his microphone hooked up to the PA for all to hear, said "We will now distribute the asses. [Long pause.] Uh...the ASHES."
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#87901 - 03/24/05 12:45 PM Re: Easter time...yuck [Re: TrojZyr]
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Registered: 08/31/03
Posts: 607
Loc: Michigan
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Heeeere comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity Easter's on its way....

I rather like Easter, because I get to dye eggs and eat scrumptuous candy.




Now see, I rather like the week after Easter, when all that delicious chocolate is put on 50+% sale!

Hail Commercialised Holidays!
Hail Chocolate Bunnies by the Gross at 99% off!

Hail post-Easter tummy aches!
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