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#94205 - 04/19/05 01:57 PM Itís a Sign from God!
Mars Offline
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Iím amazed at what xians will believe. They buy a sandwich and a pretzel that resembles Mary on ebay for thousands of dollars. I guess theyíre good for one thing-money.

Bette Shober (L) and Joanne Vrablik (R) take a closer look at what people believe to be an image of the Virgin Mary under a freeway underpass in Chicago, April 18, 2005. Police said the image might have been caused by stains from road salt that dripped from the Kennedy expressway onto the wall, but hundreds of believers have been coming to the underpass to view the image and pray at the spot.
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#94206 - 04/19/05 01:59 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
tovasshi Offline


Registered: 02/16/05
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Loc: Banana, Canada
Happy birthday Mars...
I was chatting with a friend not too long ago and we both agreed it looked more like the virgin Mary's "cooter" rather than her...
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#94207 - 04/19/05 02:26 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
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Registered: 12/17/04
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As a joke, my friend in high school wrote an essay about how she could see Jesus in the textured plaster on her bathroom wall, but ONLY while she was sitting on the toilet.

Our English teach took it seriously, and struck up a big conversation about how she goes to church with lots of people who have had similar experiences and it's such a blessing to get such a sign...

In the end, we both blew her cover when we busted up laughing at teach...

MM

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#94208 - 04/19/05 02:33 PM Re: under the freeway. [Re: Mars]
Cain76 Offline
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Registered: 01/26/05
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Instead of showing up under bridges, on taco shells, or perhaps even a nacho. Why dont christians wonder why dosnt "God" just write his name across the sky in giant Flaming letters? Dosn't this seem demeaning, "mary" now has to live under the freeway.

Oh the values of questioning

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#94209 - 04/19/05 02:39 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: tovasshi]
Ortrud Offline
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Registered: 03/05/05
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Loc: NYC
I also see the Vaginal Opening of the Blessed Mother.

Hail Holy Queen of Cootchie-coo,
Wrap me in your Labial Folds of Grace,
Protect me from all Evil. Amen.

Hail Satan!
Ortrud

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#94210 - 04/19/05 03:18 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Ortrud]
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#94211 - 04/19/05 04:16 PM Re: under the freeway. [Re: Cain76]
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>>Why dont christians wonder why dosnt "God" just write his
>>name across the sky in giant Flaming letters?

"Then there was some Italian guy who had baked a blueberry muffin, he said 'Ooh look, you can see da face in dee muffin!' No you can't. It's a muffin, asshole! If she wanted to show up it wouldn't be in a fuckin' blueberry muffin. She's got a big enough budget. She'd just pop up on the screen in the middle of 'Airforce One', right after Harrison Ford's big close-up and say 'Hey! Stop putting shit in the coffee.'" - Denis Leary
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#94212 - 04/19/05 05:01 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
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Registered: 04/10/05
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Loc: A Harsh Reality ,Wa USA
Hey it's fine by me.

To each,thier own little insanity

But when they start seeing god in the patterns on the used toilet paper,I'm sorry. That's just a bit TOO close to reality for my tastes.
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#94213 - 04/19/05 05:14 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
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I hope they get hit by a car.
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#94214 - 04/19/05 05:24 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
RandomStranger Offline
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Registered: 03/09/05
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Unbelievable! With all of the churches around you'd think she'd show up there!

Reading this makes me want to make a Virgin de Guadelupe
image on a big piece of foam. I could cut it out in reverse like
a woodblock print and make motor oil Marys in parking lots!
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#94215 - 04/19/05 05:29 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
TrojZyr Offline
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Registered: 07/25/01
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Actually, this reminds me of a website some of you may enjoy:

http://www.picturesofwalls.com

Don't judge a site by its title.
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#94216 - 04/19/05 05:39 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: TrojZyr]
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Thanks for the link. I don't know how a certain Magister would feel about this picture, though!
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#94217 - 04/19/05 06:55 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
Hazel Offline


Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 143
Loc: Brooklyn, NY
There's a song by The Tiger Lillies, The Kronos Quartet, and Edward Gorey called "Jesus on The Windshield" which I think is about bird crap on a windshield in the shape of Jesus, which made the family that owned the car thousands of dollars.

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#94218 - 04/19/05 07:34 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Hazel]
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Registered: 04/10/05
Posts: 733
Loc: A Harsh Reality ,Wa USA
See? I just knew they'd find him connected to dung!

But isn't that just the way of it?
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#94219 - 04/19/05 08:23 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
Assabrah Offline
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Registered: 01/17/05
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One of the most ridiculous "signs from god" I have seen months ago, was this man from Italy :

He was eating oysters, and suddenly saw that on one shell, there was the head of Jesus.

Medias jumped on that of course, and lambs wanted to buy this "wonderful amulet". Damn, What a good business, I'm going to look right now in my dustbin to see if I see the face of Mary or Joseph somewhere!

I know that years ago, an Elvis Presley's fan in the U.S.A though that it was a sign, having seen the face of his idol on a chocolate cake's slice.
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