#94236 - 04/21/05 07:53 PM
Re: It’s a Sign from God!
[Re: Mars]
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Registered: 04/10/05
Posts: 733
Loc: A Harsh Reality ,Wa USA
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This is really nothing that a five gallon bucket of soapy water and a scrub brush won't cure.
I wish the rest of the delusions accompanying it were as easy to fix.
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#94238 - 04/22/05 01:20 AM
Re: Stop hoggin the weed, Man.
[Re: Mars]
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1416
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"Hey Man, that shit on the wall looks just like the Virgin Fuckin Mary, Man."
"Yeah Man. Just like the Virgin Fuckin Mary. Hey! Quit hoggin the motherfuckin joint, Man.. and give me another hit off that crack pipe too."
"Dude, I'm fucked up."
"Yeah I know. Hey, Man. What's that shit on the wall?"
"Huh? Oh yeah.. I think it looks like a cunt.. He he"
"Yo! Are you calling the Virgin Fuckin Mary a cunt?"
"What? No I wasn't. Gotta light?"
"Yeah,. What the fuck were we talking about?"
"I dunno."
"He he."
"I gotta take a piss."
"Me too. Lets go piss on the Virgin Fuckin Mary."
"Uhhhhhhh..Okay."
Disclaimer: This is only meant to be a joke and does not reflect upon the views of the COS, other members, or even myself. Once again, to any shit disturbers out there, this is only a joke, meant to poke fun of the mentality of anyone who sees God in a pile of dung stuck to the wall.
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Edited by Mjollnir (04/22/05 01:27 AM)
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#94243 - 04/25/05 04:50 PM
Re: It’s a Sign from God!
[Re: Grima]
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CoS Reverend
Registered: 07/28/01
Posts: 11186
Loc: New England, USA
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Shouldn't they be cursing this image on the wall instead of touching it?
"I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall" - 1 Kings 14:10
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#94247 - 04/26/05 12:03 AM
Re: It’s a Sign from George Lucas!
[Re: Mike_Hargis]
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 25
Loc: Reseda, California
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if only we could get people worshipping Sith Lords instead...  but your wrong... it is most obviously Darth Sidious.
Edited by Rob_Longshot (04/26/05 12:05 AM)
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#94249 - 04/26/05 07:19 AM
Re: It’s a Sign from God!
[Re: Mars]
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 95
Loc: Philippines
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Ah, I cant believe they were also hoaxes such as these on other countries! Here in Philippines, there is a lot of it. Plus, they were also a virgin mary who weeps in blood-tears in blood. Well, if we call it a hoax, it is easy to fathom, for example is the virgin mary who weeps in blood-it is easy to say that there is cord or wire that flows the fluid(blood) through the eyes of a virgin mary image. 
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