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#94236 - 04/21/05 05:53 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
IronCrafter Offline

Registered: 04/09/05
Posts: 733
Loc: A Harsh Reality ,Wa USA
This is really nothing that a five gallon bucket of soapy water and a scrub brush won't cure.

I wish the rest of the delusions accompanying it were as easy to fix.
"Life is an objective-achieve it." "Be who you are and say what you feel,because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr Suess My home page featuring my work can be found here. HS! Crafter

#94237 - 04/21/05 07:24 PM Re: under the freeway. [Re: Cain76]
Barb Offline

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Registered: 04/09/05
Posts: 587
"Mary" wants to live in the stone under the freeway, where she can be dead in her tomb underneath all the indulgence that is going on in the world above...
"... it is much more gratifying to change your own world than the whole world." ~Magistra Ygraine

"Life is the great indulgence-death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life-here and now!" ~Anton Szandor LaVey

"The true test of anyone's worth as a living creature is how much he can utilize what he has." ~Anton Szandor LaVey

"Twenty percent of your priorities will give you 80 percent of your production, IF you spend your time, energy, money, and personnel on the top 20 percent of your priorities." ~The Pareto Principle, as stated by John C. Maxwell

#94238 - 04/21/05 11:20 PM Re: Stop hoggin the weed, Man. [Re: Mars]
Mjollnir Offline
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Registered: 12/03/04
Posts: 1416
Loc: Gone
"Hey Man, that shit on the wall looks just like the Virgin Fuckin Mary, Man."

"Yeah Man. Just like the Virgin Fuckin Mary. Hey! Quit hoggin the motherfuckin joint, Man.. and give me another hit off that crack pipe too."

"Dude, I'm fucked up."

"Yeah I know. Hey, Man. What's that shit on the wall?"

"Huh? Oh yeah.. I think it looks like a cunt.. He he"

"Yo! Are you calling the Virgin Fuckin Mary a cunt?"

"What? No I wasn't. Gotta light?"

"Yeah,. What the fuck were we talking about?"

"I dunno."

"He he."

"I gotta take a piss."

"Me too. Lets go piss on the Virgin Fuckin Mary."


Disclaimer: This is only meant to be a joke and does not reflect upon the views of the COS, other members, or even myself. Once again, to any shit disturbers out there, this is only a joke, meant to poke fun of the mentality of anyone who sees God in a pile of dung stuck to the wall.

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Edited by Mjollnir (04/21/05 11:27 PM)
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#94239 - 04/22/05 05:19 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
Atheist Offline

Registered: 04/22/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Hollywood, CA
It looks like a giant vagina.

#94240 - 04/22/05 10:48 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Citizen Jonesy]
Focalor Offline

Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 392
Oh don't be so modest. If we're wishing, let's really wish. I hope they get hit by a tractor trailer transport carrying a full load of Ford F-350's ...and survive!

...and then the bridge collapses!!

#94241 - 04/25/05 12:36 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Atheist]
Remorazz Offline

Registered: 04/09/05
Posts: 301
Loc: Ontario, Canada
I would LOVE to see your intro...

you seem ... nice!
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#94242 - 04/25/05 02:37 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Atheist]
Mr_Scary Offline

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Registered: 02/08/03
Posts: 192
Loc: Colorado springs, Colorado
AMEN sister!! Now if we could figure out a way to sell the fanatics a picture of the Virgin Vagina, we could be RICH!!

#94243 - 04/25/05 02:50 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Grima]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
Posts: 11638
Loc: New England, USA
Shouldn't they be cursing this image on the wall instead of touching it?

"I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall" - 1 Kings 14:10
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#94244 - 04/25/05 08:09 PM Re: Itís a Sign from George Lucas! [Re: Mars]
Mike_Hargis Offline
CoS Member

Registered: 03/29/04
Posts: 825
Loc: Bensalem, PA (Philly 'burbs)
Anyone with more than two living brain cells can plainly see that the image is Darth Maul!! Virgin Mary - puhlease!
Love completely those who deserve your love, & hate just as completely those who deserve your hatred! Hail Satan! Mike Hargis

#94245 - 04/25/05 08:11 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mr_Scary]
Mike_Hargis Offline
CoS Member

Registered: 03/29/04
Posts: 825
Loc: Bensalem, PA (Philly 'burbs)
"Virgin Vagina?" I prefer for mine to be experienced!
Love completely those who deserve your love, & hate just as completely those who deserve your hatred! Hail Satan! Mike Hargis

#94246 - 04/25/05 08:22 PM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Atheist]
CWH Offline
CoS Member

Registered: 04/22/05
Posts: 3746
Ha! I was going to say that......

#94247 - 04/25/05 10:03 PM Re: Itís a Sign from George Lucas! [Re: Mike_Hargis]
Rob_Longshot Offline

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 25
Loc: Reseda, California
if only we could get people worshipping Sith Lords instead...

but your wrong... it is most obviously Darth Sidious.

Edited by Rob_Longshot (04/25/05 10:05 PM)

#94248 - 04/25/05 10:44 PM Thats funny [Re: Mars]
C_D_McKinna Offline
CoS Member

Registered: 07/03/02
Posts: 777
Loc: San Diego, CA
I see a vagina.

What would Sigmond say?
Believe Nothing, Test Everything

"Well done is better than well said"

- Benjamin Franklin

#94249 - 04/26/05 05:19 AM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
scoundrel Offline

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 95
Loc: Philippines
Ah, I cant believe they were also hoaxes such as these on other countries!

Here in Philippines, there is a lot of it.
Plus, they were also a virgin mary who weeps in blood-tears in blood.
Well, if we call it a hoax, it is easy to fathom, for example is the virgin mary who weeps in blood-it is easy to say that there is cord or wire that flows the fluid(blood) through the eyes of a virgin mary image.
" Nothing is more despicable than a coward except perhaps the man places his faith in a coward.." -Dantes' Inferno "Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise, for only a fool will think it is happiness." -Bertrand Russell

#94250 - 04/26/05 10:29 AM Re: Itís a Sign from God! [Re: Mars]
bianca Offline

Registered: 10/08/04
Posts: 142
Loc: Right where I should be.
Hmmmmm.......lokks like a flasher opening his raincoat to all and sundry,if you ask me. What I want to know is-how can I make money from this phenomena?
"....a powerful sorceress must be cautious about aligning herself with, and transferring power to, unworthy men."

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