I suspect that this thread could become a long list of excuses why people can't read. Here's mine:

I was busy walking my dog near an internet cafe and accidently tripped up on a loose paving stone. I careered into a florist's, bounced off there onto the front window of the post office and was catapulted through the door of the internet cafe, landing on one of the keyboards in such a way that I not only managed to accidently surf to Satannet, but I somehow entered in my login and password and replied to an enquiry in the COS Questions Forum.

Anyone could make that mistake!