I know this subject has been touched on a few times, so I'm going to try to skip straight to the point. It's my understanding that there is a Satanic funerary rite reserved only for the priesthood. While there isn't an official rite for the rest of us Satanists, I was wondering what options were available for a Satanist when they died. I refuse to bow down to Christian mysticism during my life and I'll be damned (pardon the pun) if I allow my memory to be tarnished by a catholic funeral, which is probably what my family would have for me since I'm Italian and it would keep from rocking the boat with my more distant relatives. Is there some sort of legal means that I could put in my will to prevent this from happening or some way to have a secular wedding? Any practical advice from the Church on this matter would be well appreciated, as always.