Perhaps he confused our CoS with one of the OTHER CoS's.

The Church of Scientology is damn near a theme park in LA (though spread out over Hollywood), and there is an L. Ron Hubbard Way leading to one of their many massive complexes financed by money they've extorted from their weak minded minions. See the "Scientology Celebrity Centre" for further explanation. Or perhaps might enlighten.

Magistra Nadramia would obviously know if such a thing existed, and Hail Satan - I would have been there by now!

Your tweeker mixed up his 'S"s. This is not uncommon in tweeker land.