I'm seriously late to the party as well but it seems that this thread isn't wanting for well wishers! Great introduction Danielle, a very warm welcome aboart.
I loved your assasination rant, but you missed some:
This is for the blood transfusion I couldn't have!
And this is for not being able to drink alcohol!
And this is for having the most STUPID FUCKING NAME for a religion ever!!!!!!!
All Hail Satan, for I shall ever be his mouth in this blessed and righteous Kingdom of the United!
"Don't you see? If the gays can get married then the whole institution of marriage will be destroyed! Society will crumble! Rivers will run red with blood! And Nazis will walk the earth riding dinosaurs!" Princess Clara, the unsung voice of the Christian right.