Hi Seth! Well, I knew what you were asking, but I have already been asked this question in this thread, and answered in kind, so I just sort of light-heartedly responded this time. However, the answer you seek is that I write under a pseudonym (in fact, several), and keep my life private. Up to this point nothing has ever been published under my real name. My full real name has also never been seen on the web, anywhere.
This is also the first forum I have ever entered. I am enjoying my stay here thus far.