I find I have to keep my browser zoomed-in between 120% - 135% to make most sites display correctly on my widescreen monitor. It seems to work well for me on LTTD as well as many other sites.
My suggestion to you, besides obtaining a copy of The Satanic Bible and reading it, is to immerse yourself in the information contained at the Church of Satan website.
You can't guzzle whiskey and pinch pretty ladies' asses when you're dead.
Love life. Live life. Don't fuck with people unnecessarily. Don"t let other people fuck with you. Simple guidelines that that will help you to make informed, intelligent and Satanic decisions.
Constructive criticism is one thing but people that just point blank tell others what they should be doing with their lives without any kind of permission can eat a bag of hairy balls.