Even allowing for that, filing a bug report or asking for tech help in incomprehensibly vague language is going past merely being fruity, right into rudeness. If someone wants to write their introduction that way...well, I suppose the purpose is to be judged on your writing, so at least it will accomplish that mission one way or the other.
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"The devil I'll bring you," answered Hagen. "I have enough to carry with my shield and breastplate; my helm is bright, the sword is in my hand, therefore I bring you naught."