Even allowing for that, filing a bug report or asking for tech help in incomprehensibly vague language is going past merely being fruity, right into rudeness. If someone wants to write their introduction that way...well, I suppose the purpose is to be judged on your writing, so at least it will accomplish that mission one way or the other.
"The devil I'll bring you," answered Hagen. "I have enough to carry with my shield and breastplate; my helm is bright, the sword is in my hand, therefore I bring you naught."