It's almost time for halloween!! With my natural widow's peak and affinity
torwards horror theatre, I intend to scare the living daylights out of the
little kids with this one-of-a-kind authentic coffin! I plan on waiting for
the doorbell (or bell) to ring. Then, I will rise up out of the coffin clad
in the most horrifying vampire's ensemble, ready to hand out the treats,
as the "kiddos" will have already been "tricked!" The only kids that will
receive any candy will be those who have the intestinal fortitude to endure
the sheer terror of my spooky, Halloween antics!! HA HA HA HA!!!