There's loads of little fucking kids living around here. I mean, loads. They're always playing in the street all year round. So, this year, just to show I'm getting into the spirit of Halloween I've nailed a dead fish to my front door. And still I've had no trick or treaters come knocking.

Honestly, I am sure their parents have told them not to call at this house.
"Unsparing, brave and laced with pathos and truth. u.v.ray is one of the more vivid voices shouting from the sidelines today."