There's loads of little fucking kids living around here. I mean, loads. They're always playing in the street all year round. So, this year, just to show I'm getting into the spirit of Halloween I've nailed a dead fish to my front door. And still I've had no trick or treaters come knocking.
Honestly, I am sure their parents have told them not to call at this house.
Human beings are as significant as a cigarette burn in the sun.