I would rather go back to rounding up an Angus herd, which I did many years ago, than to put up with the human herd.
I stay home on Black Friday and enjoy my German Shepherd and my Corona beer.
"So entire is my faith in the power of words, that, at times, I have believed it possible to embody even the evanescence of fancies such as I have attempted to describe."
Edgar Allen Poe.