I don't believe I've ever shopped on a Black Friday and most probably never will.
Thanksgiving night my wife and two of her friends left about 11pm and did not return until around 4 in the morning. I gladly stayed home and went to bed at my usual time.
The one good thing is that they brought me back a nice Ralph Lauren Polo shirt. Besides that I have no idea what other crap they bought.
"The difference between the man or woman who's a practicing Satanist, from an identity Satanist is that the practicing Satanist looks at the picture, while the identity Satanist studies the frame."
-- Anton Szandor LaVey
"Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician."
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