Mines always had a mind of it's own....you gotta learn to harness those demons buddy. Remember your brain is in your head and once you get that under control you should be able to figure out whatever it is that is going on in your pants.

“There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised.” ― Anton Szandor LaVey.

Also, I do not think that seeking wiener possession is going to attract many witches for you.
and coming soon... The Devil's Lab